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This here is a villain in a certain book. Ahem -- my book.

Here he is. I'm NOT revealing his name, and if anyone tries to copy him into another book... well, let's just say you won't be smiling.

He's kind of lined because he's meant to look like a nightmare. If you're crying and you squint everything will be lined. Can you see how it resembles?

Er... Hi?

Hi. My name (for now) is "Sarthacus Bolt", AKA "Longshanks". This is my first post on this blog, and just so you know, there could be a new book coming out... yes, I am writing a book. It is called: The... Sorry, it does have more, but I can't help you in case someone else writes a book and steals my idea. No saying. My mouth is sealed.
I would advise any other authors to come on this blog (but you don't have to, it's OK.)
When --- ---- -- --- ---- is released, I will reveal my name and I will reveal the book name. OK maybe you'll work out the book name when people start squealing on the blog.

Goodbye!